Monday, November 15, 2010

The Wank Factor – Would the real Joe Hockey please stand up!

Is Joe Hockey for real? Never mind that he won’t bother creating real precedence for change through political bravery and strength by supporting gay marriage, improving Indigenous recognition and rights, or making real competition in the banking sector. No. Joe Hockey uses his time in Parliament to discuss even more important issues. Issues that could change the face of the Australian political, social and economical landscape. He is a man of leadership, of dare and of foresight. He is a man that can feel the pulse on what Australia needs to move into the future and cater for the needs, wants and aspirations of its citizens. Joe Hockey is more than another rich politician. He is more than spin, more than the party and more than himself. He is a man of his country. A patriot fighting for the rights of those who face discrimination. Fighting for the rights of those who face poverty and hardship. Fighting for the rights of thousands of men, women and children who are marginalised by their circumstance, their sexuality, their race, their colour and their lifestyle. Joe Hockey is a national treasure. A hero. An icon. Oh wait... Sorry, I’ve just realised that was someone else. Who is Joe Hockey? Oh yeah, that twat who used time in Parliament, the highest political forum in the country, to ask the speaker to get the gardeners at Parliament House to please stop mowing the lawns during his ever important radio interviews. What a wank!

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